Pants 0. Shit 1.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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