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(818): View more from California

You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(718): View more from New York

My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.

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(909): View more from California

Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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(712): View more from Iowa

WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT

(1-712): View more from Iowa

PLEASE DON'T

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(416): View more from Toronto

I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly

(647): View more from Ontario

Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying

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