I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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