I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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