This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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