I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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