If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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