the new term for farting is butt boxing.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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