Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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