fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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