Me. At least after what I've been through.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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