ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I cut my penus on the lid.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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