I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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