Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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