Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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