I am full of burrito and curiosity
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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