Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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