this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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