Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
