I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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