I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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