...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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