I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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