I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
