Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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