she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
