Whod you bang
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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