adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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