do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I need to sanitize my soul.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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