once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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