She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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