It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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