A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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