I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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