if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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