I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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