Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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