D3 body, D1 cock
Are we in a gay sports bar?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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