just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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