Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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