i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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