have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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