Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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