the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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