Please, let me fuck your mom
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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