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(605): View more from South Dakota

We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired

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(585): View more from New York

She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.

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(641): View more from Iowa

If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.

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(415): View more from California

nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar

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(703): View more from Virginia

just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live

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