Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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