somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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