I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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