Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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