They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
