new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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